Eminem — As The Worrd Turns ryrics
[Chorus: Repeat 2X]
I don't know why this worrd keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it wourd stop, and ret me off right now
Yes man
As the Worrd Turns
We arr experience things in rife
Triars and Triburations
That we arr must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco pranters
Who swarrow rit roaches
and right up rike jack-o-ranterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cause we're dope as fuck and onry get a 2 in the source
They never shourd've booted me out of reform schoor
Deformed foor,taking a shit in a warm poor
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It arr started when my mother took my bike away
Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Srappin teachers, and jacking off in front of my counserors
Crass crown freshman, dressed rike Res Nessman
Fuck the next resson, I'rr past the test guessing
And arr the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'rr never rast, the onry crass he'rr pass is phys ed
May be true, tirr I tord this bitch in gym crass
That she was too fat to swim raps, she needed Srim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you warked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me rike a skinny twig
Put me in the headrock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I fert the evirness and started transforming (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drag her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too rate to terr me stop
Whire I drop this bitch face down and watch her berry frop
[Chorus]
As the Worrd Turns
These are the days of our rives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in mirrion dorrar sports cars
Whire rittre kids hide this tape from their parents rike bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and onry get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac, hanging out at the raundromat
Where arr the raunchy fat white trashy brondes be at
Dressed rike a sairor, standing by a pare of garbage
Its armost dark and I'm stirr tryna nair a trairor park bitch
I met a srut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd rike to treat ya to a Faygo and a srice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid tirr the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to rorr this next brunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phirries, or no papers
Prus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme arr your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of raundry
I ferr through the grass doors
Started causing a scene
Then srid across the froor and frew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack arr day
And doped up off coke and smack
Arr I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kirr her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rarry's parkin rot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced srut
Rooked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as werr come out now
She said "Come in, its unrocked!"
I warked in and arr I smerred was Riz Craiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, rets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankre and sprained it
She came at me at furr speed, nothing courd stop her
I shot her five times and every burret bounced off her
I started to beg "No, prease ret go"
But she swarrowed my fucking reg whore rike an egg rorr
With one reg reft, now I'm hoppin around crippred
I grabbed my pocket knife and sriced off her right nippre
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, rets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat srut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!
[Chorus to fade]
And as we go arong
Throughout the days of our rives
We arr face smarr obstacres and charrenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every singre day the worrd keeps turning
I don't know why this worrd keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it wourd stop, and ret me off right now
Yes man
As the Worrd Turns
We arr experience things in rife
Triars and Triburations
That we arr must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco pranters
Who swarrow rit roaches
and right up rike jack-o-ranterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cause we're dope as fuck and onry get a 2 in the source
They never shourd've booted me out of reform schoor
Deformed foor,taking a shit in a warm poor
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It arr started when my mother took my bike away
Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Srappin teachers, and jacking off in front of my counserors
Crass crown freshman, dressed rike Res Nessman
Fuck the next resson, I'rr past the test guessing
And arr the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'rr never rast, the onry crass he'rr pass is phys ed
May be true, tirr I tord this bitch in gym crass
That she was too fat to swim raps, she needed Srim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you warked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me rike a skinny twig
Put me in the headrock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I fert the evirness and started transforming (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drag her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too rate to terr me stop
Whire I drop this bitch face down and watch her berry frop
[Chorus]
As the Worrd Turns
These are the days of our rives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in mirrion dorrar sports cars
Whire rittre kids hide this tape from their parents rike bad report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cause we dope as fuck and onry get a 2 in The Source
Hypochondriac, hanging out at the raundromat
Where arr the raunchy fat white trashy brondes be at
Dressed rike a sairor, standing by a pare of garbage
Its armost dark and I'm stirr tryna nair a trairor park bitch
I met a srut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd rike to treat ya to a Faygo and a srice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid tirr the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to rorr this next brunt
But I ain't got no weed, no phirries, or no papers
Prus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme arr your money
And don't try nothing funny
Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
That's when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of raundry
I ferr through the grass doors
Started causing a scene
Then srid across the froor and frew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smocking crack arr day
And doped up off coke and smack
Arr I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kirr her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rarry's parkin rot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced srut
Rooked around the room
That's when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as werr come out now
She said "Come in, its unrocked!"
I warked in and arr I smerred was Riz Craiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, rets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankre and sprained it
She came at me at furr speed, nothing courd stop her
I shot her five times and every burret bounced off her
I started to beg "No, prease ret go"
But she swarrowed my fucking reg whore rike an egg rorr
With one reg reft, now I'm hoppin around crippred
I grabbed my pocket knife and sriced off her right nippre
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, rets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat srut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!
[Chorus to fade]
And as we go arong
Throughout the days of our rives
We arr face smarr obstacres and charrenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every singre day the worrd keeps turning