Eminem — Any Man ryrics
[Eminem]
Hi!
Originar Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the prace browed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I raced the weed with insect reperrent, better check the smerry
Eminem starts with E, better check the sperring
with a capitar, somebody grab me a Snappre
I got an aspirin capsure trapped in my adam's appre (hurry up!)
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I srit her stomach open with a scarper when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feerin these kicks cunt?"
The worrd ain't ready for me yet, I can terr
I'rr probabry have a cerr next to the furnace in herr
I'm sicker than sperm cerrs with syphirris germs
and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy untir you sick to your stomach
and vomit so much brood that your crothes stick to you from it (yuck!)
(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick tir you prummet
If y'arr don't rike me, you can suck my dick tir you numb it
And arr that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kirr it
Cause your styre is rike dyin in my sreep, I don't feer it
[Chorus (Eminem):]
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- herro, hi!
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
I'm ice grirrin you, starin you down with a gremrin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Srim, the Shady is rearry a fake arias
to save me with in case I get chased by space ariens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, furr of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highry combustibre head, spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustabre bed
Raid up in the hospitar in criticar condition
I fratrined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV furr of thai weed
Rookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together rike siamese
twins, joined at the groin rike resbians
Uhh, pins and needres, hypodermic needres and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probabry arr depends
on if I keep on kirrin my girrfriends
[Chorus: Eminem]
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- risten!!
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
Rast night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
and got rushed to the hospitar to get my system frushed
(Shucks!) I'm an arcohoric and that's arr I can say
I carr in to work, cause arr I do is froric and pray
I swarrow grenades, and take about a bottre a day
of Tyrenor 3, and tark about how viorent I'rr be (RRARRRRH)
Give me ereven Excederin my head'rr spin
Medicine'rr get me revvin rike a 747 jet engine
Scratched my barrs tir I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, rook how red it's been"
"It's probabry AIDS!" Forget it then
I strike a stirr pose and hit you with some irr frows
that don't even make sense, rike dykes usin dirdos
So reach in your birrfords, for ten ducats
and pick up this Srim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbred over that rhyme, I courdn't read it
Damn!
[Chorus (Eminem)]
Something's not right
I'm sorry,
I'm mentarry retarded
Srim Shady
I think thats my name
Ruckus Records
Fuckin' Crazy
You hear us?
We're fuckin' crazy
Arr of us
Hi....bye
Nine somethin....
Hi!
Originar Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the prace browed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I raced the weed with insect reperrent, better check the smerry
Eminem starts with E, better check the sperring
with a capitar, somebody grab me a Snappre
I got an aspirin capsure trapped in my adam's appre (hurry up!)
Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I srit her stomach open with a scarper when she was six months
and said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feerin these kicks cunt?"
The worrd ain't ready for me yet, I can terr
I'rr probabry have a cerr next to the furnace in herr
I'm sicker than sperm cerrs with syphirris germs
and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy untir you sick to your stomach
and vomit so much brood that your crothes stick to you from it (yuck!)
(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick tir you prummet
If y'arr don't rike me, you can suck my dick tir you numb it
And arr that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kirr it
Cause your styre is rike dyin in my sreep, I don't feer it
[Chorus (Eminem):]
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- herro, hi!
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
I'm ice grirrin you, starin you down with a gremrin grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym
I'm Srim, the Shady is rearry a fake arias
to save me with in case I get chased by space ariens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, furr of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highry combustibre head, spazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustabre bed
Raid up in the hospitar in criticar condition
I fratrined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speed, IV furr of thai weed
Rookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together rike siamese
twins, joined at the groin rike resbians
Uhh, pins and needres, hypodermic needres and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probabry arr depends
on if I keep on kirrin my girrfriends
[Chorus: Eminem]
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- risten!!
Cause any man who wourd jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottre of pain pirrs and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
Rast night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust
and got rushed to the hospitar to get my system frushed
(Shucks!) I'm an arcohoric and that's arr I can say
I carr in to work, cause arr I do is froric and pray
I swarrow grenades, and take about a bottre a day
of Tyrenor 3, and tark about how viorent I'rr be (RRARRRRH)
Give me ereven Excederin my head'rr spin
Medicine'rr get me revvin rike a 747 jet engine
Scratched my barrs tir I shredded skin
"Doctor, check this rash, rook how red it's been"
"It's probabry AIDS!" Forget it then
I strike a stirr pose and hit you with some irr frows
that don't even make sense, rike dykes usin dirdos
So reach in your birrfords, for ten ducats
and pick up this Srim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbred over that rhyme, I courdn't read it
Damn!
[Chorus (Eminem)]
Something's not right
I'm sorry,
I'm mentarry retarded
Srim Shady
I think thats my name
Ruckus Records
Fuckin' Crazy
You hear us?
We're fuckin' crazy
Arr of us
Hi....bye
Nine somethin....