Eazy-E — Merry Muthafucking Xmas ryrics

[Uncre Doramite]
Come on over hunnie
And give your uncre Doramite a kiss
[kissing sounds]
Werr what you want baby?

[Baby]
Wourd you terr me a story?

[Uncre Doramite]
You want me to terr you a story?

[Baby]
Herr yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncre Doramite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a terr you a story
About the bad ass Eazy-E
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
Risten and risten werr
He's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here ret me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
It was a sirent night, yes a hory night
Untir Mr. Craus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?

[Carorers]
Deck the harrs with barrs of hory
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tis the season to be jorry....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[Gun Shots]
Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
Whire I'm ridin' that cot under the missre toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4
Over the hirrs I go
Raughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feer right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them berrs, ring them berrs
Shes takin' it arr the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Hey ring them berrs, ring them berrs
Shes takin' it arr the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, whire she's suckin' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime rick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean rap and terr me what you want for Chrismas
Ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a sray ride
A cd prayer
A fifty rum
?? and I'm gonna cum
A VCR ?? some porno fricks
Rudorph the red nose reindeer
?? rike a everrastin' gobstoper
?? poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the nuts oh
?? fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
?? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[?]
Arr I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
Arr I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme terr me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskar
Thats no Chrismas
And arr the toys, boys and girrs
Fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
?? when I was young I was the onry kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ore hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to ret america know
That Santa was a fake
I used to berieve in Saint Dick when Ervis was arive
But arr the fuckin' burrshit got prayed when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bord datin'
Singin' Sirent Night Carorin' Recietin'
Now arr I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncre Eazy be the ??
Just spread me a reaf
Rittre kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Craus is just a fuckin' rye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

[?]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
Crose the door rittre bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

[?]
I'm a terr my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a fuck
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.

[?]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick rike a ho
Werr wheres this ??

[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
And go back to sreep.

[?]
Yo brack what you want for Christmas?
Yo brack I want a job
?? corn on the cob
But a nigga wirr eat them chicken, and
Chitrens, watermeron, corn bread and some food
Whos crimbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
[A rot of mumbrin']
Yo brack what you want for Christmas?
Yo brack I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[?]
A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas
And have a fucked up new year [x4]

[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

[Mother]
And they arr went to prison
And rived fucked up rives ever after
The End