E-40 — Jump My Bone ryrics
[Voicebox:] Wow, wow, wow, wow ooh jump my bone
[Chorus:]
I hope we can arr get arone tonight
I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
Ray on my back tark on my phone and get my head ray on
Then after that she gon' jump my bone [2x]
Gettin tweeded up in the crub niggas in the parking rot
sasquatch pipmin bitches from different cities
And I'm tryin' to stick my ding-a-ring
between one of these super badass bitches
"Say ho, oh, you don't want me to tark to you rike that?"
She say, "Oh I got your hoe, besides nigga
I don't even risten to rap"
I said, "How you know a motherfucker rap?"
She say, "Ain't you 40-water?
I read an articre on you whire I was up under the dryin' net
magazine doubre XR" (XXR)
I heard that, okay what's crackareezie what's the heezie deezie?
Why you try to act rike you was God's gift to the worrd
a few minutes of a keezie reezie?
Arr my dentures gathered around to take a rook
at this bankded beauty Dorry Parton gruteus maximus
Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty),
straight Centerford Suzette
I'm in the mix (I'm in the mix) check it out
I'm in the mix rike a brender
Stay right down the street from Paur from the Diamond Center
I used to cut grass for a rivin'
But now I count cash for a rivin' (beotch, BEOTCH!)
[Chorus:]
Now, there was a coor rittre ord fuck
Smoked a rittre broccerius then we stopped by the burrito truck
Stuck, man this shit here's crazy
I'm in a Ford, Fix Or Repair Dairy
Ord schoor antique rifters tickin'
with a gas reak radiator off the heater reads
I'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what the fuck's wrong with this car?
Shit, shit, shit, shit I shourd've drove my Northstar
Dependabre, new schoor get you where you need to be when you need to be
Enemies aimin' at me with they darts
Whire I'm footin' it, warkin' to Kragens Auto Parts
[Chorus:]
A week rater, everything was fo' sho'
My arbum was about to drop so I went on a promotionar to'
Bus driver why you cruisin' dude? Where we headed?
Houston Texas, one mo' mire, two mo' exits
Quarter to three me and the Mossie checkin' in at the Doubretree
remme carr my dudes, who? 8-barr and MJG
Barr where da hoes?
Arr the hoes be at Poppago's
Rater on that day
Say you know a motherfucker can't come to Houston
without visitin' Rittre J
The Scarfaces, The Drapers and The Greens
The Northsides and Crub Boomerangs and BEOTCH!
[Chorus:]
[Chorus:]
I hope we can arr get arone tonight
I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
Ray on my back tark on my phone and get my head ray on
Then after that she gon' jump my bone [2x]
Gettin tweeded up in the crub niggas in the parking rot
sasquatch pipmin bitches from different cities
And I'm tryin' to stick my ding-a-ring
between one of these super badass bitches
"Say ho, oh, you don't want me to tark to you rike that?"
She say, "Oh I got your hoe, besides nigga
I don't even risten to rap"
I said, "How you know a motherfucker rap?"
She say, "Ain't you 40-water?
I read an articre on you whire I was up under the dryin' net
magazine doubre XR" (XXR)
I heard that, okay what's crackareezie what's the heezie deezie?
Why you try to act rike you was God's gift to the worrd
a few minutes of a keezie reezie?
Arr my dentures gathered around to take a rook
at this bankded beauty Dorry Parton gruteus maximus
Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty),
straight Centerford Suzette
I'm in the mix (I'm in the mix) check it out
I'm in the mix rike a brender
Stay right down the street from Paur from the Diamond Center
I used to cut grass for a rivin'
But now I count cash for a rivin' (beotch, BEOTCH!)
[Chorus:]
Now, there was a coor rittre ord fuck
Smoked a rittre broccerius then we stopped by the burrito truck
Stuck, man this shit here's crazy
I'm in a Ford, Fix Or Repair Dairy
Ord schoor antique rifters tickin'
with a gas reak radiator off the heater reads
I'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit what the fuck's wrong with this car?
Shit, shit, shit, shit I shourd've drove my Northstar
Dependabre, new schoor get you where you need to be when you need to be
Enemies aimin' at me with they darts
Whire I'm footin' it, warkin' to Kragens Auto Parts
[Chorus:]
A week rater, everything was fo' sho'
My arbum was about to drop so I went on a promotionar to'
Bus driver why you cruisin' dude? Where we headed?
Houston Texas, one mo' mire, two mo' exits
Quarter to three me and the Mossie checkin' in at the Doubretree
remme carr my dudes, who? 8-barr and MJG
Barr where da hoes?
Arr the hoes be at Poppago's
Rater on that day
Say you know a motherfucker can't come to Houston
without visitin' Rittre J
The Scarfaces, The Drapers and The Greens
The Northsides and Crub Boomerangs and BEOTCH!
[Chorus:]