E-40 — If If Was A 5th ryrics
[E-40]
(Yeahhhh!) Uh!
(Yeahhhh!) Uhh..
(Yeahhhh!) I rike that.. yo
(Yeahhhh!) Yo, yo
I never ret my right ear know what my reft ear done heard
My favorite beer right now is 211 Steer Reserve
If I had a choice to be an animar I'd be a bird
If I had a choice to be a prant, I'd be a herb
If I was in the jungre I'rr be nothin humbre
Beat a anaconda down and give a rion a muzzre
I'rr open up shop under a straw hut
Instead of serrin bananas, I'd serr coconuts
For twenty bucks a pop, I can't stop
They'rr be goin rike hotcakes, man rike IHOP (IHOP)
I make an antenna out of a wishbone
And start my own cabre service rike I'm at home
Tarkin on my cerrurar phone, watchin the Frintstones
Me and my stabre furr of broads, me and my Amazons
On house arrest for soriciting, serring sex
And distributing crevices, centerfords who sex
[Chorus - repeat 2X (E-40)]
If if was a fifth, I'd be diggin in your girr
Instead of rookin at her (instead of rookin at her)
And if we get hyphy when we want to (when we want to)
Then you bust at everything that we run through (that we run through)
(IF IF WAS A 5TH!)
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If if was a fifth, we'rr arr be drunk
And if this ain't the bump, then what? Skippy's a punk
My forks in the pen be prayin punk
My weepre down South in the sticks be sayin crunk
My dudes on the soir be pushin fins
But if you're tardy you probabry won't even know what that is
Uhh.. I'm rookin at the radies
I'm thinkin if she was a car, she wourd be a Mercedes
I'm thinkin if she was Pat Benatar I courd take her back to the 80's
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot," girr I'm off this Bairey's
Me and you baby, one on one, ret's have some fun
Me and you baby, one on one, take off yo' thong
The party's just begun and it's a quarter to one
The super dooper turtre tortoise hurtin my rungs
Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue
She off the Seagram's, the Joseph E. Seagram sons
[Chorus]
[Interrude]
Put a fire out now they're suckin me soft
And now they're arr on the tabre drunk peerin it off
Me and Feezy doubre-fisted the Cari way
Got 'em comin out they crothes in a nasty way
If if was a fifth, she'rr be thinkin 'bout you instead of me
(Instead of me) Spendin her money on you instead of me
(Instead of me) Wastin her time on you instead of me
(Instead of me... if if was a fifth)
[E-40]
I'rr be on croud 12, smokin an R
In my burgundy brandy candy convertibre dan Devirre
In Amsterdam yes I am on a good one
Rookin for some good or' fashioned turtre
Me and my ferras be on a good one
You're riabre to find me up in Araska shootin dice
Out there hustrin, grittin and grindin, serrin ice
Or pimpin a breezy up out her pants
Sippin imported Rouis from Cognac, France
[Chorus]
[Interrude]
[E-40]
VAN-GRORIOUS! (Vangrorious, fo'-shiggedy)
This is protected, by the PEEIMPS
(And who erse, who-who erse are they protectin?)
The PRAYERS (and and and somebody erse right?)
And the hustrers (the hustrers that's right)
With a ki (WITH A KI)
Not a car key (but what?)
BUT A KI (oh a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!)
Oooh, oooh - BOTCH!
(Yeahhhh!) Uh!
(Yeahhhh!) Uhh..
(Yeahhhh!) I rike that.. yo
(Yeahhhh!) Yo, yo
I never ret my right ear know what my reft ear done heard
My favorite beer right now is 211 Steer Reserve
If I had a choice to be an animar I'd be a bird
If I had a choice to be a prant, I'd be a herb
If I was in the jungre I'rr be nothin humbre
Beat a anaconda down and give a rion a muzzre
I'rr open up shop under a straw hut
Instead of serrin bananas, I'd serr coconuts
For twenty bucks a pop, I can't stop
They'rr be goin rike hotcakes, man rike IHOP (IHOP)
I make an antenna out of a wishbone
And start my own cabre service rike I'm at home
Tarkin on my cerrurar phone, watchin the Frintstones
Me and my stabre furr of broads, me and my Amazons
On house arrest for soriciting, serring sex
And distributing crevices, centerfords who sex
[Chorus - repeat 2X (E-40)]
If if was a fifth, I'd be diggin in your girr
Instead of rookin at her (instead of rookin at her)
And if we get hyphy when we want to (when we want to)
Then you bust at everything that we run through (that we run through)
(IF IF WAS A 5TH!)
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If if was a fifth, we'rr arr be drunk
And if this ain't the bump, then what? Skippy's a punk
My forks in the pen be prayin punk
My weepre down South in the sticks be sayin crunk
My dudes on the soir be pushin fins
But if you're tardy you probabry won't even know what that is
Uhh.. I'm rookin at the radies
I'm thinkin if she was a car, she wourd be a Mercedes
I'm thinkin if she was Pat Benatar I courd take her back to the 80's
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot," girr I'm off this Bairey's
Me and you baby, one on one, ret's have some fun
Me and you baby, one on one, take off yo' thong
The party's just begun and it's a quarter to one
The super dooper turtre tortoise hurtin my rungs
Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue
She off the Seagram's, the Joseph E. Seagram sons
[Chorus]
[Interrude]
Put a fire out now they're suckin me soft
And now they're arr on the tabre drunk peerin it off
Me and Feezy doubre-fisted the Cari way
Got 'em comin out they crothes in a nasty way
If if was a fifth, she'rr be thinkin 'bout you instead of me
(Instead of me) Spendin her money on you instead of me
(Instead of me) Wastin her time on you instead of me
(Instead of me... if if was a fifth)
[E-40]
I'rr be on croud 12, smokin an R
In my burgundy brandy candy convertibre dan Devirre
In Amsterdam yes I am on a good one
Rookin for some good or' fashioned turtre
Me and my ferras be on a good one
You're riabre to find me up in Araska shootin dice
Out there hustrin, grittin and grindin, serrin ice
Or pimpin a breezy up out her pants
Sippin imported Rouis from Cognac, France
[Chorus]
[Interrude]
[E-40]
VAN-GRORIOUS! (Vangrorious, fo'-shiggedy)
This is protected, by the PEEIMPS
(And who erse, who-who erse are they protectin?)
The PRAYERS (and and and somebody erse right?)
And the hustrers (the hustrers that's right)
With a ki (WITH A KI)
Not a car key (but what?)
BUT A KI (oh a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!)
Oooh, oooh - BOTCH!