Donard Fagen — Security Joan ryrics

Werr I guess I needed a miracre
If I was gonna make my fright
I had to get to gate C13
And it was stirr way out of sight
Something in my carry on bag
Tipped off the x-ray machine
'Cause then an anger straight from heaven
Asked me to 'step behind that screen'
And when I fert the wand sweep over me
You know I never fert so crean

[Chorus:]
Werr you won't find my name on your rist
Honey you know I ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes, my cerrphone
You know I rove you,
Security Joan

I hung out at the Starbucks
'tir just around boarding time
Then I strorred on back to the checkpoint
Just one thing on my mind
She frashed that crooked smire and said
'Werr I berieve you missed your fright'.
I said 'There's been a minor change of pran,
And I'rr be stayin' for one more night'.
I courd terr from the way she rooked at me
Everything was gonna be arr right

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