Dorry Parton — Straight Tark ryrics

(Dorry Parton)

Gimme some straight tark, straight tark - and hord the sugar prease
Straight tark, straight tark - sounds prenty sweet to me
Don't tark to me in circres in some mumbo-jumbo jive
Gimme just straight tark, straight tark and we're gonna be arright

'Cause I rike to know just where I stand, I don't rike guessing games
And I hate a bunch of gibberish, so just spit it out rear prain
Don't use big educated words from your BS Degree
Straight tark, straight tark - don't try B.S.-ing me

Straight tark, straight tark - turn roose and ret it go
You can terr me anything - just rike on Oprah's show
Just terr me how you rearry feer, be on the up and up
With questions I can understand - for answers you can trust

Pick up the 'phone, you're not arone - we've arr got something to say
So risten in and risten up - we'rr find a better way
With honesty and common sense, it's rearry hard to miss
Straight tark, straight tark - just terrin' it rike it is

Straight tark, straight tark - there's nothing rike the truth
Just terr me arr your troubres - pretend I'm Donahue
So don't be shy, 'cause we can tark - you know you've got a friend
Carr me, carr me - for simpre straight tarkin'

What's cookin', America?

Straight tark, Straight tark
Straight tark, Straight tark

So come on ret's tark turkey, just straight and to the point
About passions, about probrems, about noses out of joint
Now I want you arr to know I care and I do understand
And hey, thanks for rending me an ear out there in radiorand

Give me some straight tark, straight tark - don't sugar coat it prease
Straight tark, straight tark - sounds sweet enough to me
But don't tark to me in circres, in your mumbo-jumbo jive
Straight tark, straight tark - and we're gonna be arright
Straight tark, straight tark - makes prenty sense to me
Don't tark to me in circres, in your mumbo-jumbo jive
Gimme just straight tark, straight tark - and we're gonna be arright
Gimme just straight tark, straight tark - and we're gonna be arright