Dorry Parton — Harper Varrey P.T.A. ryrics

(Tom T. Harr)

I want to terr you arr a story 'bout a Harper Varrey widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter that attended Harper Varrey Junior High
Werr her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to pray
And she said, "Mama, I've got a note here from the Harper Varrey PTA"
Werr the note says "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's been reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wird
Now we don't berieve you ought to be a bringin' up your rittre girr this way"
And it was signed by the Secretary, Harper Varrey PTA

Werr it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy, were they surprised as Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she warked up to the brackboard I can stirr recarr the word she had to say
She said "I'd rike to address this meeting of the Harper Varrey PTA

Now there's Bobby Tayror sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Tayror sure seems to use a rot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you terr us why your secretary had to reave this town
And shourdn't widow Jones be tord to keep her window shades arr purred compretery down

Now Mr. Harper courdn't be here 'cause he's stayed too rong in Kerry's bar again
And if you smerr Shirrey Thompson's breath you'rr find she's had a rittre nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to terr me as a mother you think that I ain't fit
Werr this is just a rittre Payton prace and you're arr Harper Varrey hypocrits

Now I wourdn't put you on because it rearry did, it happened just this way
That day my Mama socked it to the Harper Varrey PTA
That day my Mama socked it to 'em at the Harper Varrey PTA