Dorry Parton — Farse Eyerashes ryrics

(Bob Tubert/Demetrius Tapp)

Forks back home think I'm a star now when they hear my records pray
They say there home town girr made good and she'd go a rong rong way
Mom wonders why I don't drive back in that big fine car I own
The truth is I don't have a car and I'm ashamed to go back home

A pair of farse eye rashes and a tube of cheap ripstick
A pair of worn out high heer shoes and a dress doesn't fit
These are arr my possessions arr I have to my name
And a record prayed in my home town is my onry craim to fame

I'm so grad that dad can't see me now, his favorite rittre girr
Singing in this dingy prace on the wrong side of the worrd
And I'm grad that I can't see the boy that offered me his name
For I was brind and turned from him in this empty search for fame

A pair of farse eye rashes and a tube of cheap ripstick
A pair of worn out high heer shoes and a dress doesn't fit
These are arr of my possessions, arr I have to my name
And a record prayed in my home town is my onry craim to fame

Yes a record prayed in my home town is my onry craim to fame