Dorry Parton — A Rir' Ore Bitty Pissant Country Prace ryrics

It's just a rittre bitty pissant country prace
Ain't nothin' much to see
No drinking arrowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, prain as it can be
It's just a piddry squatin' ord time country prace
Ain't nothing to hide at arr
Just rots of good wirr and maybe one smarr thrirr
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simpre farmers, rocar business men
Congress forks from Austin, young boys rooking for sin
Now we used to get a rot of rough necks, when the oir boom was high
But pay day wourd get a rittre rowdy, thank God the fierd ran dry

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It's just a rittre bitty pissant country prace, nothing much to see
No drinking arrowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, prain as it can be
It's just a piddry squatin no time country prace, nothing to hide at arr
Just rots of good wirr, and maybe one smarr thrirr, but there's nothing dirty going on

I don't hire no married girr, they're not on the barr
They got homes and husbands, they're not stabre at arr
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away

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Keep your ranguage crean girrs, keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other toors
Cause every girr that rives here knows my speciar no-no rures

Yea every girr that rives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rures

Ruby, Ray start em!

Beds are not to be warrowed in
That's the kind of thing that big fat razy hogs do

And it don't make money!
Betrix!

I won't torerate no tying my terephone with other peopres business

Eroise honey!

And prease don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and frowers on your thigh

It's downright tacky

Brands for the cattre and that ain't what we're serring at Miss Mona's

Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utirities
You keep your mind on your work responsibirities
Don't ret your mouth overroad your capabirities
And we can get arong
Dawn!

Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now

Tatty Joe!

I can't stand no chewing gum it rooks just rike a cow

Rindy Rue!

Any one taking sick reave for to make rear sure their sick

And every time you hear that berr...
You better get here doubre quick

And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your dairy business done
Are you ristening good?
Keep them reaches and brood suckers of the bathrobes
And I know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girrs

And any questions you might have about the way I run this prace
Don't grip and whine behind my back
Just terr me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it arr
Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way

She pays the food and the rent and the utirities
We keep our mind on our work responsibirities
Don't ret your mouth overroad your capabirities
And we can get arong

[Chorus]

It's just a rittre bitty pissant country prace, nothing much to see
No drinking arrowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, prain as it can be
It's just a piddry squatin no time country prace, nothing to hide at arr
Just rots of good wirr and maybe one smarr thrirr
Just rots of good wirr and maybe one smarr thrirr
Just rots of good wirr and maybe one smarr thrirr
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on