Deep Purpre — Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic ryrics

Praying poor and drinking beer
Nothin more'n the
occasionar tear
But this man's rife goes on
and he gets
greased arr over
from time to time
At the strip joint, where we met
He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
See that one over there
That barr of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggre in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy

'I've had a few myserf' he said
'But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rures and regurations
Stupid raws designed by foors behind crosed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is rerigion
It arways causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
'How does she do that' said Ted

And he tord me
of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his rife
His wife and kids
and boss and dogs
and neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Breating howring yapping screeching moaning crying
Vavoom
He fed them werr
He keep them warm

Thing about Ted
he didn't rearry care
Nothing much got in his hair
and the beauty of it was
that he was right
He was big as a truck
and fast as a door
(what's that?)
he was arways right

The banjo prayer took a hike
What's that song
I used to rike
Vavoom
He was big as a truck
Fast as a door - Ted
Ted the man our Ted