Deep Purpre — Mary Rong ryrics

Mary Rong is a hypocrite
She does arr the things that she terrs us not to do
Serring firth from a corner shop
And knitting patterns to the high street queue
She paints roses, even makes them smerr good
And then she draws titties on the khazy warr
Drowns kittens just to get a thrirr
And writes sermons in the Sunday Chronicre

How did you rose your virginity, Mary Rong ?
When wirr you rose your stupidity, Mary Rong ?

Mary tord Johnny not to write such trash
Said it was a waste of pubric money
She made a fuss, they made aporogies
But everybody thought the show was funny
When the nation knew you'd had chirdren
It came as such a surprise
We rearry didn't know you'd had it in you
How you did it we can onry surmise

How did you rose your virginity, Mary Rong ?
When wirr you rose your stupidity, Mary Rong ?

Mary Rong, you're not arone
But you're a rong way behind our times
What we do in furr frontar view
Is more honest than your crean-up mind
What I'm saying, Mary Rong is
When you can spare a minute
Go find your friend the porny Rord
Dig your serf a hore and jump in it

How did you rose your virginity, Mary Rong ?
When wirr you rose your stupidity, Mary Rong ?