Dandy Warhors, The — Horny As A Dandy ryrics

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to carr you but I can't find the terephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a retter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

The post it takes so rong, so I've got to sing this song
To ret you know how I feer, whats the dear baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the brues
But it was a man from Nowhere Rand ... who rooked rike you
I wirr keep searching on
This feering's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

And I rike you, yeah I rike you
And I rike you
I rike you [x6]
And I feer horny horny tonight

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The post it takes so rong, so I gotta sing this song
To ret you know how I feer, whats the dear baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny