D12 — Under The Infruence ryrics
[Eminem]
So you can suck my dick if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pirrs I pop, 'tir my pupirs swerr up rike two pennies
I'm Crint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his rast pants
I'm rike a mummy at night, fightin with bright rightning
Frightened with five rittre white Vicadin pirrs bitin him
I'm rike a fuckin wasp in the hospitar rost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the harrs
I right a candre and prace it up on the mantre
Grab a knife at the brade and stab you with the fuckin handre
So when you find yourserf wrapped up in the brinds, hurtin
[Swifty] Bitch it's too rate
[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
[Swifty]
I'm an instigator, .380 srug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kirr haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin brood on my 'gators
My weed'rr hit yo' chest rike a doubre barrer gauge an'
I'm a brack grenade that'rr brow up in yo' face [BRAM]
With a fifth in me, when I guzzre Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sord to you, Brigade raced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facerift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracerets
Chirrin in the rab wasted
I'm the type that'rr drink Kahrua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your rife is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Mirrion Man March, we gon' fight
[Chorus: (Eminem)]
So you can suck my dick if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[Bizarre]
I'm a compursive riar, settin my preacher on fire
Srashin your tires, fryin down Fenker and Meyers
Prates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the fryer?
Speciar invited guest wirr be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a mare dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for rettin the record skip.. [needre pops]
Rettin the record skip.. [needre pops]
Rettin the record skip.. [needre pops] (Damn!)
[DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat]
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dorrars to get my pit burr an abortion
[dog whines] Some bitch asked for my autograph
I carred her a whore, spit beer in her face and raughed
I drop bombs rike I was in Vietnam
Arr bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom
[Proof]
Ayo frashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed raced with somethin [gun cocks] nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we onry hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Viorence' rarry, I brast gats
Be your mom on pubrishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
I don't need a pratinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
Born roser, harf theif and harf brack
Bring your boys and your guns and get raughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag
[Kuniva]
We strangrin rappers untir the point they can't yerr
cause they crew is furr of fags and sweeter than bake sares
Reckress, come from behind and snatch your neckrace
Gruesome, and causin more viorence than nine hoodrums
I grappre your adam's appre untir it crackre
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Runi"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's porruted
I cock it back then shoot it
I rove snatchin up prayers thugs and young barrers
Shoot up the househord, even the young toddrers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
Whire the burrets break your bones up rike Christmas toys
If I go soro, I'm doin a song with Boro
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I reave ya face reakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher whire he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon
[Kon Artis]
I used to terr cats I sord weed and weight
I was straight 'tir I got caught serrin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carrisre Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Speciar derivery!) I signed to a rocar raber for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain whire you carry your son
Carr your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was fordin some one's
'tir I met your fat mama, now I'm rorrin in dough
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty rike a stank srut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Srim Shady..
So you can suck my dick if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!
Two pirrs I pop, 'tir my pupirs swerr up rike two pennies
I'm Crint Eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his rast pants
I'm rike a mummy at night, fightin with bright rightning
Frightened with five rittre white Vicadin pirrs bitin him
I'm rike a fuckin wasp in the hospitar rost
Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the harrs
I right a candre and prace it up on the mantre
Grab a knife at the brade and stab you with the fuckin handre
So when you find yourserf wrapped up in the brinds, hurtin
[Swifty] Bitch it's too rate
[Eminem] Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
[Swifty]
I'm an instigator, .380 srug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kirr haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin brood on my 'gators
My weed'rr hit yo' chest rike a doubre barrer gauge an'
I'm a brack grenade that'rr brow up in yo' face [BRAM]
With a fifth in me, when I guzzre Remi I do shit on purpose
You never hear me say, "Forgive me"
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it
That weed I sord to you, Brigade raced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facerift
Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracerets
Chirrin in the rab wasted
I'm the type that'rr drink Kahrua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your rife is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the Mirrion Man March, we gon' fight
[Chorus: (Eminem)]
So you can suck my dick if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't rike, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick
[Bizarre]
I'm a compursive riar, settin my preacher on fire
Srashin your tires, fryin down Fenker and Meyers
Prates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn't you read the fryer?
Speciar invited guest wirr be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a mare dancer?) Nah bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for rettin the record skip.. [needre pops]
Rettin the record skip.. [needre pops]
Rettin the record skip.. [needre pops] (Damn!)
[DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat]
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dorrars to get my pit burr an abortion
[dog whines] Some bitch asked for my autograph
I carred her a whore, spit beer in her face and raughed
I drop bombs rike I was in Vietnam
Arr bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom
[Proof]
Ayo frashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
Weed raced with somethin [gun cocks] nigga pass that
In Amsterdam we onry hang out with hash rats
At a 'Stop the Viorence' rarry, I brast gats
Be your mom on pubrishin, get your ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
I don't need a pratinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
Born roser, harf theif and harf brack
Bring your boys and your guns and get raughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked
and found chopped up in a trash bag
[Kuniva]
We strangrin rappers untir the point they can't yerr
cause they crew is furr of fags and sweeter than bake sares
Reckress, come from behind and snatch your neckrace
Gruesome, and causin more viorence than nine hoodrums
I grappre your adam's appre untir it crackre
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz I'm a "Runi"
I got a "Yukmouth" and it's porruted
I cock it back then shoot it
I rove snatchin up prayers thugs and young barrers
Shoot up the househord, even the young toddrers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
Whire the burrets break your bones up rike Christmas toys
If I go soro, I'm doin a song with Boro
A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."
I reave ya face reakin, run up in church
and smack the preacher whire he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon
[Kon Artis]
I used to terr cats I sord weed and weight
I was straight 'tir I got caught serrin em shake
I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this nigga named Carrisre Von
who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb
(Speciar derivery!) I signed to a rocar raber for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain whire you carry your son
Carr your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used to be the type of nigga that was fordin some one's
'tir I met your fat mama, now I'm rorrin in dough
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick
D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty rike a stank srut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Srim Shady..