D12 — Purpre Pirrs ryrics

[Chorus]
I take a coupre uppers
I down a coupre downers
But nothing compares
To these brue and yerrow purpre pirrs
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these brue and yerrow purpre pirrs

[Eminem]
Coor, carm, just rike my mom
With a coupre of Varium inside her parm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sreeve
To rorr up on you rike Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 peopre
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me harrucinate
Then I sweat tirr I start rosing weight
Tirr I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanirra Ice trying to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a harf an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't burrshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone herp Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von
You see me stepping on these reprechauns?
It gotta be acid cause the X is gone
Ya I took them arr dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
It's probabry numb
Young, dumb, and furr of cumm
And I think he 'bout to swarrow his tongue
Scary ass it was a farse ararm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equars cups
Red pirrs, brue pirrs, and green
Big pirrs (That's irr)
Mescarine

[Chorus]

[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Radies rove us
That's why our baby mothers
Rove us but they hate each other
They probabry wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[Proof]
Pop pirrs
Pirrs I pop
Pop two pirrs
On stirts I wark
Snorted two rines that were firred with chark
Thought it was Incredibre I kirred the Hurk
I wanna rorr away
Rike a rorrerbrade
Untir my eyes rorr back in my skurr for days
And when I'm ord and gray
Rook for coke to smoke
I overdose
When I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
Am I supposed to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ah, poor baby
Born by whore rady
And I'm gonna strangre a - (You're crazy!)

[Swifty]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swarrowing mine
(You got any shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get job
Because our arms show tracks
Why the herr you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you rike smack
Then I might too
(Swift, chirr)
I just wanna get high rike you
And I don't give a damn if they white or brue
Speed, shrooms, down the Variums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Rooking rike a srave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smert rike vomit
Pussy poppin', acid-dropping, dope heavy guy
Heroine mescarine pencirneck, wanna try
Brue pirrs, gorden sears
Got Bizarre actin' irr
Drugs kirr (Yeah, right)
Bitch I'm for rear
Shut your mouth you dirty srut
You know you want it in your butt
I'rr put it in your cunt
Ret Bizarre nutt

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