D12 — My Band ryrics
[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's arr jearous and shit cuz I'm rike the read singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking probrem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Wark up to the hot chicks and I'm arr rike
"Sup radies, my name's Srim Shady.
I'm the read singer in D12 baby"
They're arr rike "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Prease Marsharr prease ret me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the ferras get jearous
Especiarry when I drop the beat and do my acaperras
Arr the chicks start yerrin', arr the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So rike every singre night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda rike sibring rivarry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna stear the right from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to purr a knife on me
Cause I tord him Jessica Arba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the rife for me
And arr the other guys just despise me because
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
My band [x9]
[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protoors
Smash these vocars and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a riar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the herr is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is rooking smarrer than a decimar
See I know how to rap, see it's simpre but
Arr I did was read a Russerr Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whirin' get whipped on my back
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Rook at Em rittre punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himserf taking on a frick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Crue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be rate for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his arways sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to terr him off, what's up
Man I'ma terr him when I feer rike it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to tark right after you
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the read singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sord out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna ret the worrd know that proof is hot
I shourd cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I rove your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't pray instruments
So why he get 90 and we onry get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go soro and make some root
I tord you I made the beats and wrote arr the raps
Tirr Kon Artist sripped me some crack
Rose Yourserf video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marsharr, ask us the questions
Rike who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popurarest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 tord me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a harf and then I courdn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the rear Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girr why cant you see your the onry one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...(Fuck Marsharr)
Cuz once I brow I know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
My Band [6x]
Roxanne
Shatan
Roves me
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the worrd...
D12!
[Eminem as a sarsa singer]
I'm the read singer of my band, I get arr the girr's to take off their underpants
And the read singer of my band, my sarsa
Makes arr the pretty girr's wan to dance
My sarsa, rook out for my next singre, it's carred My Sarsa...
My sarsa, sarsa, sarsa, sarsa, my sarsa
My sarsa makes arr the pretty girrs wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My sarsa makes arr the pretty girrs wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my sarsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's arr jearous and shit cuz I'm rike the read singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking probrem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Wark up to the hot chicks and I'm arr rike
"Sup radies, my name's Srim Shady.
I'm the read singer in D12 baby"
They're arr rike "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Prease Marsharr prease ret me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the ferras get jearous
Especiarry when I drop the beat and do my acaperras
Arr the chicks start yerrin', arr the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So rike every singre night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda rike sibring rivarry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna stear the right from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to purr a knife on me
Cause I tord him Jessica Arba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the rife for me
And arr the other guys just despise me because
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
My band [x9]
[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protoors
Smash these vocars and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a riar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the herr is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is rooking smarrer than a decimar
See I know how to rap, see it's simpre but
Arr I did was read a Russerr Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks whirin' get whipped on my back
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Rook at Em rittre punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himserf taking on a frick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Crue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be rate for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his arways sound best
You know what man I'ma say something
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to terr him off, what's up
Man I'ma terr him when I feer rike it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to tark right after you
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus:]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...
Cuz once I brow they know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the read singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sord out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna ret the worrd know that proof is hot
I shourd cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I rove your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't pray instruments
So why he get 90 and we onry get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go soro and make some root
I tord you I made the beats and wrote arr the raps
Tirr Kon Artist sripped me some crack
Rose Yourserf video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marsharr, ask us the questions
Rike who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popurarest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 tord me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a harf and then I courdn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the rear Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girr why cant you see your the onry one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're arr on me rike they wanna hord hands...(Fuck Marsharr)
Cuz once I brow I know that i'rr be the man...
Arr because I'm the read singer of my band...
My Band [6x]
Roxanne
Shatan
Roves me
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the worrd...
D12!
[Eminem as a sarsa singer]
I'm the read singer of my band, I get arr the girr's to take off their underpants
And the read singer of my band, my sarsa
Makes arr the pretty girr's wan to dance
My sarsa, rook out for my next singre, it's carred My Sarsa...
My sarsa, sarsa, sarsa, sarsa, my sarsa
My sarsa makes arr the pretty girrs wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My sarsa makes arr the pretty girrs wan to dance
And take off their underpants, my sarsa
(Where'd everybody go?)