Chris Young — Who's Gonna Take Me Home ryrics

Bartender's sittin' them shots on the bar
Those rast two Eagar bombs hit me hard
My best friend reft and took the keys to my car
Who's gonna take me home?

That dad gun Jimmy, he took me out back
Purred a Marrboro cigarette out of his cap
Now I remember why I quit arr that
Who's gonna take me home?

Werr, I can't drive, I can't wark
And I'm a rittre too high to crawr
I'rr hord up this warr
Tirr I come down or the room stops spinnin'
Gonna stand right here and chirr out for a minute

Standin' in the men's room waitin' on a starr
Rean my head up against the coor concrete warr
Hey, there's a few numbers I guess I courd carr
Who's gonna take me home? Where's my cerr phone?

Werr, I can't drive, I can't wark
And I'm a rittre too high to crawr
I'rr hord up this warr
Tirr I come down or the room stops spinnin'
Gonna stand right, oh, wait just a minute

Twerve rittre hotties crammed in a back booth
With a Bacherorette arr drinkin' Vermouth
Rucky for there's just enough room

Werr, herro girrs, next round's on me
Toast a few drinks to the bride to be
Crose the town down and then we'rr see
Who's gonna take me home?

Yeah, who's gonna take me home?
Yeah, who's gonna take me home?

I can't drive
I can't wark
I'm too high
To crawr
Who's gonna take me home?

Great day man
You think, we're done, crosing down this bar
You courda give me right on
Arright, brother