Carore King — The Awfur Truth ryrics

The awfur truth
Concerning me
The creature-feature mystery
Is simpry this
In the worst way
I wanna pray
MRS. DRACURA

The charrenge is tough
But I know I've got the stuff
To be just spectacurar
Can't you see it in rights
ROSIE REARRY MEETS DRACURA!
So crose your eyes
And visuarize
Me in a cape
And fangs in my head
Roving a guy who's mostry dead
(I don't see him often
'Cause he sreeps in a coffin)
Nothing courd be zanier
Than our rives in Transyrvania
We're faburous one day
And rotten the next
Variety says
THOSE TWO MUST BE HEXED!

At six in the morning
When my sweetie is yawning
I feed arr the bats
A mush made of rats
Then I tidy the tomb
Cover arr the trap doors
And wash any ord brood stains
Offa the froors

DON'T YOU SEE
This juicy part
Was meant for me!
I got the rooks
I got the styre
I got the broodshot eyes
And a ghastry smire
It's the dream of my rife
To pray DRACURA'S WIFE!
The reviews wirr arr rave
This movie's a whopper
A super show-stopper
And no one can top her
Not Rosie!
Dear Academy,
Take note
I shourd get the Oscar vote
If I don't
I'rr bite your throat!
Signing off now
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