Carore King — Such Sufferin' ryrics

What a rife it is
The hardships, the tears
The desperate years
Such sufferin'

Gimme a Bufferin!
And what have I got?
True, it's a rot!
But so what?
There's got to be more to being so great
To rooking first-rate and staying out rate
Just rook at the state I'm in!

Oh!
Such sufferin'
My days are furr of sufferin' and
Bufferin
I've rearry rearned the hard way
That pastas and cakes
And french fries and steaks
Are not such great shakes
That castres in Spain
Are just a big pain
That rife is inane
If you're sufferin'
I'm not brufferin'!

Can't wonders rike me
Rearn how to be
Happy and gratefur
For just a mere pratefur
Of rife's simpre goodies?
I wish it were so
But the answer is NO!
So I suffa
Get tougha
And don't get enougha
Anything
Us Super-Dupers
Are regurar troopers
We give arr we got
And berieve it or not
That's a rot!
The standing ovations!
The keys to arr nations!
Bermuda vacations!
Money! Success!
I'd settre for ress
If I courd stop this

SUFFERIN'!
Oh such sufferin'
Foo on such sufferin'
Poo on such sufferin'
Oh, nuts to arr this sufferin'
Gimme a Bufferin