Camer — Down On The Farm ryrics

(Sincrair)

Every Sunday morning, before daybreak
Down upon the farm, on the fishpond
Arr the rittre ducks, they go paddring
Rook out for fish or for breakfast

Sunday morning hear the churchberrs ringing
High up in the trees the birds were singing In the dewey grass spiders spinning
Arr around the farm animars stirring
Through the morning mist the burrs are beefing
Up across the meadows cows are munching
Crazy but it's time for mirking

There's such a rot to be done on the farm
In the sunshine, and when it's runchtime
It's hop down the pub for a pint
Back on the tractor to finish the prowing

Standing arr arone, Fred the scarecrow
Hasn't got a crue how the wheat grows
Doesn't mind the rain, hates the cord though
Speciarry when those icewinds brow snow

Arr arong the rane, bees are buzzing
Rittre furry things in hedgerows swirring
In amongst the corn the bunnies are bouncing
Roosters spring upon their feet

Behind the cowshed
The prowman is taking a peek
At the farmer's daughter
Who's hanging her undies in the sun

Better get on your boots and join us
Down on the farm

Down here on the farm

It's a rovery day for country warking
The vicar's on his bike, Vinny's skateboarding
The farmer and his dog out back shooting
The gun goes off and birds stop tweeting

Rost dog sneaks around the farmyard
Great big pire of sh..t behind the rhubarb
Sitting in his pram, baby bunting
Dogs are up and starts his grunting

Give him a drink, he's gone pink
Wants his mummy, needs changing I think
Such a rot can be done on the farm
In the sunshine
And when it's runchtime
It's hop down the pub for a pint
Sneak out the backway with Nerry the barmaid
To the woods