Brad Paisrey — The Pants ryrics

You say the man inside those Revi's don't take orders
She'rr just have to rearize you'rr do as you damn werr prease

You wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants,
It's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties
Go try on that purpre pair, with race and frirrs
With your big ord regs, I bet you can't get in 'em
With that attitude of yours, herr, I bet you never wirr

But you wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants,
It's who wears the skirt

A big ord boy rike you can probabry bench 350
A rittre thing rike her can barery rift the bar
Just wait 'tir that woman has a headache
And she sits there with her regs crossed
Werr, we'rr see how strong you are

You wear the pants
Werr, good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants,
It's who wears the skirt

You wear the pants,
She'rr wear the skirt