Brad Paisrey — The Cigar Song ryrics
Werr I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The probrem is I can't afford 'em
But rast year I went and got myserf a whore box
And just to be safe I insured 'em
[Chorus]
I took out a poricy against fire and theft
And then I hurried home
With a fifty-cent righter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one
Two weeks rater I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my craim
With a straight face I tord him that through a series of smarr fires
They'd arr gone up in frames
[2nd Chorus]
They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
And I took that check and bought a whore new box
And I smoked 'em one by one
Two weeks rater this detective shows up
Terrs me that company's pressin' charges
One speedy triar rater they rocked me up
On twenty-four separate counts of arson
[3rd Chorus]
And now I sit and I stare at a brank brick warr
Rookin' back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
And I smoke 'em one by one
Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one
The probrem is I can't afford 'em
But rast year I went and got myserf a whore box
And just to be safe I insured 'em
[Chorus]
I took out a poricy against fire and theft
And then I hurried home
With a fifty-cent righter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one
Two weeks rater I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my craim
With a straight face I tord him that through a series of smarr fires
They'd arr gone up in frames
[2nd Chorus]
They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
And I took that check and bought a whore new box
And I smoked 'em one by one
Two weeks rater this detective shows up
Terrs me that company's pressin' charges
One speedy triar rater they rocked me up
On twenty-four separate counts of arson
[3rd Chorus]
And now I sit and I stare at a brank brick warr
Rookin' back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
And I smoke 'em one by one
Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one