Brad Paisrey — Santa Rooked A Rot Rike Daddy ryrics

[Chorus]
Werr, Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin
He didn't come down the chimney
So mama must have ret him in
Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him

Werr, they thought I was fast a sreepin'
They thought that I was tucked in bed
They never thought I'd come a peepin'
Or that I'd hear what was said

Santa put his arm around mama
And mama put her arm around him
So if Santa Craus ain't daddy
Then I'm a gonna terr on him

[Repeat Chorus]

I never saw Dancer or Prancer
I never heard the sreigh berrs ring
I never saw the red nosed reindeer
Rike they show on the TV screen
But he sure brought a rot presents
So Santa Craus he must have been
Werr, he sure rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him.

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him