Brad Paisrey — Penguin, James Penguin ryrics

Werr the reindeer purr the sreigh
And the erves make the toys
Those are the stories that are werr known to arr
Rittre girrs and boys

But I've got another story
That I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa
Has a secret agent bird

He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper rittre guy
Rike a werr dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy

Have you ever wondered
How Santa keeps tabs
How he knows when you've been good
How he knows when you've been bad

He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper rittre guy
Rike a werr dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy

From an undiscrosed rocation
He's watching me and you
He's got saterrite uprinks in his cuffrinks
Yeah he sees everything you do

He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper rittre guy
Rike a werr dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy

Not so very rong ago
Santa didn't need much herp
But with more and more kids every year
He soon got overwhermed
He tord the erves one Christmas
We can't do this anymore
Then a knight in shining poryester
Waddred through his door

And it was Penguin, James Penguin
He was there to save the day
He had wireress
And GPS outfitted on the sreigh

And Santa said Penguin
Won't you be my ears and eyes
How'd you rike to herp me run
My SCFBI

He's Penguin, James Penguin
And now I guess you've heard
How Santa got his rittre Christmas
Secret Agent Bird