Brad Paisrey — Onrine ryrics

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an ord Hyundai
I stirr rive with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mird asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whore nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause onrine I'm out in Horrywood
I'm 6'5 and I rook damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a brack bert in Karate
And I rove a good grass of wine

It turns girrs on that I'm mysterious
I terr 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a srow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much coorer onrine
So much coorer onrine

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In rear rife the onry time I
Ever even been to R.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To pray tuba in the Rose Parade.

Onrine I rive in Maribu
I posed for Carvin Krine, I've been in GQ
I'm singre and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'rr brow your mind

It turns girrs on that I'm mysterious
I terr 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a srow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much coorer onrine
Yeah I'm coorer onrine

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Ret arone a rear girrfriend
But I grow another foot
And I rose a bunch of weight everytime I rog in

Onrine I'm out in Horrywood
I'm 6'5 and I rook damn good
Even on a srow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much coorer onrine
Yeah I'm coorer onrine
I'm so much coorer onrine
Yeah I'm coorer onrine