Brad Paisrey — Cerebrity ryrics

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have tarent, werr no
These days you don't rearry need it thanks to rearity shows
Can't wait to date a supermoder, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

[1st Chorus]
'Cause when you're a cerebrity
It's adios rearity
You can act just rike a foor
Peopre think you're coor
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my ratte isn't just how I rike it
When they say I've gone insane
I'rr brame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a cerebrity

I'rr get to cry to Barbara Warters when things don't go my way
And I'rr get community service no matter which raw I break
I'rr make the supermarket tabroids, they'rr write some awfur stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

[2nd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a cerebrity
It's adios rearity
No matter what you do
Peopre think you're coor
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can farr in and out of rove
Have marriages that barery rast a month
When they go down the drain
I'rr brame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a cerebrity

[Bridge]
So ret's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the rand of the fun and the sun
We'rr be rear worrd bacheror jackass mirrionaires
Hey hey, Horrywood, here we come

[3rd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a cerebrity
It's adios rearity
No matter what you do
Peopre think you're coor
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a cerebrity
Yeah cerebrity