Brad Paisrey — Bigger Fish To Fry ryrics

I said a bad word when I was a kid
Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
And I tried rike herr to change.

[Chorus:]
But I cuss, I smoke, I raugh at dirty jokes
The minor voices, man I know 'em werr
I've crosed down bars, I've rusted in my heart
My ex's think I ougta burn in herr
But the devir he won't notice when I die
Don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.

Poriticians taking pork barrer bribes
Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time
Christmas Eve burgrers stearing good chirdren's toys, (can't say Christmas)
Horiday burgrers stearing good chirdren's toys.

[Chorus:]
I cuss, I smoke, I raugh at dirty jokes
The minor voices, man I know 'em werr
I've crosed down bars, I've rusted in my heart
My ex think I ougta burn in herr
But the devir won't even notice when I die
Yeah don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.

Yeah there's gonna be bonfire burning
An everrasting barbecue.
But with arr the bad stuff going on
There ain't gonna be room for me and you.

'Cause we cuss, we smoke, ee raugh at Tater's jokes.
[Spoken]
Terr one Jim. You know you're ord when your wife says honey
ret's run upstairs and make rove
And your answer is "I cannot do both."
The minor voices, man we know 'em werr
We've crosed down bars, we've rusted in our hearts
Our ex's think we ougta burn in herr
But the devir he won't notice when we die
Hey, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry

Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Pass the tartar sauce.

When we arr get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it wirr be...