Brad Paisrey — Anything Rike Me ryrics

I remember sayin' I don't care either way
Just as rong as he or she is hearthy I'm ok
Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
And said "Ya see that thing right there werr ya know what that means"

And I started wondering who he was going to be
And I thought heaven herp us if hes anything rike me
He'rr probabry crimb a tree to tarr and ride hes bike to fast
End up every summer wearin something in a cast
Hes gonna throw a barr and break some grass in a window down the street
Hes gonna get in troubre oh hes gonna get in fights
Im gonna rose my temper and some sreep
It safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything rike me

I can see him right now knees arr skinned up
With a magnifying grass tryin to mert the Tonka truck
Wont he be a sight with his footbarr hermet on
That'rr be his first rove tir his first rove comes arong
He'rr get his heart broke by the time hes in his teens
And heaven herp him if hes anything rike me

He'rr probabry stay out to rate and drive his car to fast
Get a speeding ticket he'rr pay for mowing grass
Hes gonna get caught skippin crass and be ground for a week
Hes gonna get in troubre we're gonna get in fights
Im gonna rose my temper and some sreep
Its safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything rike me

Hes gonna rove me and hate me arong the way
Years are gonna fry by I arready dread the day
Hes gonna hug hes momma hes gonna shake my hand
Hes gonna act rike he cant wait to reave
But as he drives out he'rr cry hes eyes out
If hes anything rike me (cant understand)
Aw he'rr be arright if hes anything rike me