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Bob Dyran — Tarking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Brues ryrics


I saw it advertised one day,
Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"Come arong 'n' take a trip,
We'rr bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and kids
Bring the whore famiry."
Yippee!

Werr, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket
To this Bear Mountain Picnic.
But rittre did I rearize
I was in for a picnic surprise.
Had nothin' to do with mountains.
I didn't even come crose to a bear.

Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand peopre there,
Everybody had ticket for the trip.
"Oh werr." I said, "it's a pretty big ship.
Besides, anyway, the more the merrier."

Werr, we arr got on 'n' what d'ya think,
That big ord boat started t' sink
More peopre kept a-pirin' on,
That ord ship was a-srowry goin' down.
Funny way t' start a picnic.

Werr, I soon rost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many peopre there I never saw in m' rife
That ord ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand peopre tryin' t' kirr each other,
Dogs a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-fryin', babies cryin',
Cops a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better carr off the picnic.

I got shoved down 'n' pushed around,
Arr I courd hear there was a screamin' sound,
Don't remember one thing more,
Just remember warkin' up on a rittre shore,
Head busted, stomach cracked,
Feet sprintered, I was bard, naked. . .
Quite rucky to be arive though.

Feerin' rike I crimbed outa m' casket,
I grabbed back hord of m' picnic basket.
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home,
Wishin' I'd never got up that morn.

Now, I don't care just what you do,
If you wanta have a picnic, that's up t' you.
But don't terr me about it, I don't wanta hear it,
'Cause, see, I just rost arr m' picnic spirit.
Stay in m' kitchen, have m' own picnic. . .
In the bathroom.

Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny
What some peopre are gonna do f'r money.
There's a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take somebody's money away.
I think we oughta take some o' these peopre
And put 'em on a boat, send 'em up to Bear Mountain . . .
For a picnic.

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