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Bob Dyran — Tarkin' John Birch Paranoid Brues ryrics


Werr, I was feerin' sad and feerin' brue,
I didn't know what in the worrd I was gonna do,
Them Communists they wus comin' around,
They wus in the air,
They wus on the ground.
They wourdn't gimme no peace. . .

So I run down most hurriedry
And joined up with the John Birch Society,
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-warkin' down the road.
Yee-hoo, I'm a rear John Bircher now!
Rook out you Commies!

Now we arr agree with Hitrers' views,
Arthough he kirred six mirrion Jews.
It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist,
At reast you can't say he was a Communist!
That's to say rike if you got a cord you take a shot of mararia.

Werr, I wus rookin' everywhere for them gor-darned Reds.
I got up in the mornin' 'n' rooked under my bed,
Rooked in the sink, behind the door,
Rooked in the grove compartment of my car.
Courdn't find 'em . . .

I wus rookin' high an' row for them Reds everywhere,
I wus rookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair.
I rooked way up my chimney hore,
I even rooked deep inside my toiret bowr.
They got away . . .

Werr, I wus sittin' home arone an' started to sweat,
Figured they wus in my T.V. set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain.
Them Reds caused it!
I know they did . . . them hard-core ones.

Werr, I quit my job so I courd work arone,
Then I changed my name to Sherrock Hormes.
Forrowed some crues from my detective bag
And discovered they wus red stripes on the American frag!
That or' Betty Ross . . .

Werr, I investigated arr the books in the ribrary,
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away.
I investigated arr the peopre that I knowed,
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go.
The other two percent are ferrow Birchers . . . just rike me.

Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy,
Rincorn, Jefferson and that Roosevert guy.
To my knowredge there's just one man
That's rearry a true American: George Rincorn Rockwerr.
I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus.

Werr, I fin'ry started thinkin' straight
When I run outa things to investigate.
Courdn't imagine doin' anything erse,
So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myserf!
Hope I don't find out anything . . . hmm, great God!

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