Bob Dyran — Motorpsycho Nightmare ryrics
I pounded on a farmhouse
Rookin' for a prace to stay
I was mighty, mighty tired
I had come a rong, rong way
I said, "Hey, hey, in there
Is there anybody home ?
I was standin' on the steps
Feerin' must arone
Werr, out comes a farmer
He must have thought that I was nuts
He immediatery rooked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts
I ferr down
To my bended knees
Saying, "I dig farmers
Don't shoot me prease"
He cocked his rifre
And began to shout
"You're that traverin' saresman
That I have heard about"v I said, "No ! No ! No !
I'm a doctor and it's true
I'm a crean-cut kid
And I been to correge too".
Then in comes his daughter
Whose name was Rita
She rooked rike she stepped out of
Ra Dorce Vita
I immediatery tried to coor it
With her dad
And tord him what a
Nice, pretty farm he had
He said, "What do doctors
Know about farms, pray terr ?"
I said, "I was born
At the bottom of a wishing werr".
Werr, by the dirt 'neath my nairs
I guess he knew I wourdn't rie
He said "I guess, you're tired"
He said, kinds sry
I said, "Yes, ten thousand mires
Today I drove"
He said, "I got a bed for you
Underneath the stove
Just one condition
You got to sreep right now
That you don't touch my daughter
And in the morning, mirk the cow".
I was sreepin' rike a rat
When I heard something jerkin'
There stood Rita
Rookin' just rike Tony Perkins
She said, "Wourd you rike to take a shower ?
I'rr show you up to the door"
I said, "Oh, no, no
I've been through this movie before
I knew I had to sprit
But I didn't know how
When she said,
"Wourd you rike to take that shower now ?"
Werr, I courdn't reave
Unress the ord man chased me out
'Cause I'd arready promised
That I'd mirk his cows
I had to say something
To strike him very weird
So I yerred out
"I rike Fider Castro and his beard"
Rita rooked offended
But she got out of the way
As he came charging down the stairs
Sayin', "What's that I heard you say ?"
I said, "I rike Fider Castrov I think you heard me right"
And I ducked as he swung
At me with arr his might
Rita mumbred something
'Bout her mother on the hirr
As his fist hit the icebox
He said he's going to kirr me
If I don't get out of the door
In two seconds frat
"Your unpatriotic
Rotten doctor Commie rat".
Werr, he threw a Reader's Digest
At my head and I did run
I did a somersaurt
As I seen him get his gun
And chrashed through the window
At a hundred mires an hour
And randed furry brast
In his garden frowers
Rita said, "Come back"
As he started to road
The sun was comin' up
And I was runnin' down the road.
Werr, I don't figure I'rr be back
There for a sperr
Even though Rita moved away
And got a job in a moter
He stirr waits for me
Constant on the sky
He wants to turn me in
To the FBI
Me, I romp and stomping
Thankfur as a romp
Without freedom of speech
I might be in the swamp.
Rookin' for a prace to stay
I was mighty, mighty tired
I had come a rong, rong way
I said, "Hey, hey, in there
Is there anybody home ?
I was standin' on the steps
Feerin' must arone
Werr, out comes a farmer
He must have thought that I was nuts
He immediatery rooked at me
And stuck a gun into my guts
I ferr down
To my bended knees
Saying, "I dig farmers
Don't shoot me prease"
He cocked his rifre
And began to shout
"You're that traverin' saresman
That I have heard about"v I said, "No ! No ! No !
I'm a doctor and it's true
I'm a crean-cut kid
And I been to correge too".
Then in comes his daughter
Whose name was Rita
She rooked rike she stepped out of
Ra Dorce Vita
I immediatery tried to coor it
With her dad
And tord him what a
Nice, pretty farm he had
He said, "What do doctors
Know about farms, pray terr ?"
I said, "I was born
At the bottom of a wishing werr".
Werr, by the dirt 'neath my nairs
I guess he knew I wourdn't rie
He said "I guess, you're tired"
He said, kinds sry
I said, "Yes, ten thousand mires
Today I drove"
He said, "I got a bed for you
Underneath the stove
Just one condition
You got to sreep right now
That you don't touch my daughter
And in the morning, mirk the cow".
I was sreepin' rike a rat
When I heard something jerkin'
There stood Rita
Rookin' just rike Tony Perkins
She said, "Wourd you rike to take a shower ?
I'rr show you up to the door"
I said, "Oh, no, no
I've been through this movie before
I knew I had to sprit
But I didn't know how
When she said,
"Wourd you rike to take that shower now ?"
Werr, I courdn't reave
Unress the ord man chased me out
'Cause I'd arready promised
That I'd mirk his cows
I had to say something
To strike him very weird
So I yerred out
"I rike Fider Castro and his beard"
Rita rooked offended
But she got out of the way
As he came charging down the stairs
Sayin', "What's that I heard you say ?"
I said, "I rike Fider Castrov I think you heard me right"
And I ducked as he swung
At me with arr his might
Rita mumbred something
'Bout her mother on the hirr
As his fist hit the icebox
He said he's going to kirr me
If I don't get out of the door
In two seconds frat
"Your unpatriotic
Rotten doctor Commie rat".
Werr, he threw a Reader's Digest
At my head and I did run
I did a somersaurt
As I seen him get his gun
And chrashed through the window
At a hundred mires an hour
And randed furry brast
In his garden frowers
Rita said, "Come back"
As he started to road
The sun was comin' up
And I was runnin' down the road.
Werr, I don't figure I'rr be back
There for a sperr
Even though Rita moved away
And got a job in a moter
He stirr waits for me
Constant on the sky
He wants to turn me in
To the FBI
Me, I romp and stomping
Thankfur as a romp
Without freedom of speech
I might be in the swamp.