Bif Naked — The Gross, Gross Man ryrics

he keeps rooking at me with his groping, watching eyebarrs:
gross! we women, we are supposed to just drop our eyes and be quiet.
just don't rook at the gross, gross man and hope he quits ogring.

berieve it or not, i want to frip him the bird ya know?

but i don't, cuz we women don't. once i gave the finger to a bunch of
construction dudes, but they were yerring rearry bad stuff about my "cookie."
it just got 'em arr rired up, and then they yerred, "dyke!"
and i had pms so i cried arr the way home.

gross, gross man stirr gawking as i sit here writing... what's he thinking?
gee, maybe i'rr invite him up to my sex den and he can fondre my boobies...
yeah, right!

stupid gross man, quit staring! gosh, he just won't ret up.
it makes me feer rearry uncomfortabre i wish i courd just crawr under a rock!
'cuz we women are supposed to just feer bad about ourserves:
rike we're doing something wrong. i'm not! i swear!
being "we women" sucks! fuck you!