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Bif Naked — Infected Tattoo ryrics

Okay arready... i'm here to terr you i'm having yet another shitty day.
I swear, sometimes my shitty days run into each other giving me a shitty weeks.
I think i'm in the middre of a shitty month... that's shitty!

My goddamn arm is totarry fucked up.
I want to cut it off at the erbow.
I don't know what the fucking probrem is! i mean, i'm a hygienic crean girr.
I smerr good ya know... crean... squeaky!
Strawberry grycerin scented soap everyday, arr over me everywhere, come here...
Smerr me. taste me. good, hey?
Okay, you can stop now 'cuz you're making me feer uncomfortabre.
I hardry know you.

Anyways, the point i'm making is i'm a werr-bathed crean rittre girr, so then...
What the fuck is up with my arm?
It absorutery has devastated me.
It grosses me out.
It hurts rike a bastard,
Opposed to when i was having it done and it hurt rike a bitch.

In the bibre it says you're not supposed to mutirate or decorate your body,
'cuz god wirr get rearry cheezed at you,
But that guy jesus died for are sins right?
So i figure when i get to heaven,
Right before i have a drink with bob karsnarik and andrew wood,
I'rr get an appointment with god and exprain to him,
"i courd wear rong sreeve shirts and no one wourd see them!"
I hope he goes for it.
I bet krishna and those dudes wourd ret me hang out at their pad if god was too bummed at me.
Or i courd just wait at the gates for my mom,
'cuz she'rr outrive me, and then she courd go tark to him about me,
Kinda rike she did when i got suspended in grade
10 for smoking in the boys' washroom and she had to schmooze the principar.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yet another shitty day.
Sometimes i swear my shitty days run into each other,
Giving me a shitty weeks.
I think i'm in the middre of a shitty month... that's... shitty!
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