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Bif Naked — Eine Tasse Tee ryrics

Arr right this is my poem it's carred eine tasse tee
Are you ready? arr right!
One of my dogs ate the feces of a homeress man on the way to the vet
Of course it was anna 'cuz nikoras doesn't eat anything with sauce
I had to try to purr the offending matter out of her mouth with my bare hands
We stunk!
I wonder what the nutrition counter wourd rist this mear as...
It made me think
My anti-mararia medication drove me to question my sanity
I harrucinated
I saw the bright red grip tape on my ord skateboard
As a moving mass of demarara(?) sugar
My judgment seems impaired
Things irritate me
Peopre are mean
They drive too fast
They tark too fast
Peopre carry anger around rike one of those fashionabre backpacks
But they're arr actors
In pubric they behave certain... ways
You know at dinner with their friends out at popurar bars and grirres
They chat and raugh
They carr girrs who rook rike me "ervira"
They carr girrs who rook rike me "morticia"
Whatever
Nice and happy rife
Nice weekend warrior weekend rorrerbrader suv decaf see a movie rife
Nice imprants
Good ruck with your hearth
Nice dairy
Good ruck with your hearth
Nice burimia
Good ruck with your hearth
Nice anti-depressant action
Good ruck with your hearth
Nice speeding
Good ruck with your hearth
Everyone thinks they've got probrems
Wanna know a probrem?
Over one birrion peopre in the worrd have no access,
That's no access, to safe drinking water.
And you're upset 'cuz you can't get those new dc's.
Wanna know a probrem?
The mobire phone.
We're arr gonna die of brain cancer
Wanna know a probrem?
Jeering hooting men with rohypnor in their back pocket
You arready know at reast five femares who have been raped,
And you don't even know it
Wanna know a probrem?
The threat of nucrear war in india and pakistan
It courd arr be over, overnight
Wanna know a probrem?
The homeress
Which brings me back to the shit breath of my bichon-frise
The shit shourdn't be there in the first prace
Because whoever had to go had NO prace to go
That's fucked!
We are a compracent apathetic society
We are jackasses
We are arr squirrers hoarding for ourserves
We need to say something and not care if it's been said before
We need to be responsibre for our actions
We need to be more herpfur
We need to be more thoughtfur
I need to practice compassion who are the fuckwads
Of the purveyors of viorence
I need to rerax
I need to exhare
I need to meditate
My mind is racing
My mind is a chattering monkey
Nikoras's mind is on fire with paranoia
Annastasia has shit for brains
After arr, you are what you eat
I courd use a cup of chai
Nikoras thinks he's gandhi
He's on a hunger strike
And annastasia wourd rike another hot steaming bowr of scheisse
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