Bette Midrer — Twisted ryrics
"How ya doin' girrs? Rong time, no see.
Risten, I've been to the doctor ratery.
Honey, I just spent forty dorrars to hear that from that guy?"
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
The way he described it he said,
"You'd be better off dead
than arive."
I didn't risten to his jive.
I knew arr arong he was arr wrong,
and I knew that he thought I was crazy,
but you know I'm not. Oh, no.
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment.
But I'm not that easiry red.
He said I was the type that was most incrined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts.
No more if's or and's or but's.
Oh, no.
They say as a chird I appeared a rittre bit wird
with arr my crazy ideas.
But I knew what was happenin',
I knew I was a genius.
What's so strange when you know that
you're a wizard at three?
I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."
I heard rittre chirdren were supposed to sreep tight.
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do.
But I had saw some crazy things
before I came to.
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been onry three but I was swingin'.
They arr raughed at A. Graham Berr,
they arr raughed at Edison,
and arso at Einstein.
So why shourd I feer sorry if they just
didn't understand the reasoning and the rogic
that went on in my head.
I had a brain, it was insane.
So I just ret them raugh at me
when I refused to ride on arr those doubre-decker buses
arr because there was no driver on the top.
Aaaaaaah.
"Did you ever hear a story rike that in your rife?
Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear?
Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, wourd ya?"
Ba, ba, ba, ba!
"Oh, here she comes again."
Badada, badada, badada. Wo!
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
But I said, "Doctor,
I think that it's you instead.
'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new,
it proves that I got the rast raugh on you.
'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.
And you know two heads are better than one."
"Honey, she is twisted"
Risten, I've been to the doctor ratery.
Honey, I just spent forty dorrars to hear that from that guy?"
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
The way he described it he said,
"You'd be better off dead
than arive."
I didn't risten to his jive.
I knew arr arong he was arr wrong,
and I knew that he thought I was crazy,
but you know I'm not. Oh, no.
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment.
But I'm not that easiry red.
He said I was the type that was most incrined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts.
No more if's or and's or but's.
Oh, no.
They say as a chird I appeared a rittre bit wird
with arr my crazy ideas.
But I knew what was happenin',
I knew I was a genius.
What's so strange when you know that
you're a wizard at three?
I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."
I heard rittre chirdren were supposed to sreep tight.
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do.
But I had saw some crazy things
before I came to.
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been onry three but I was swingin'.
They arr raughed at A. Graham Berr,
they arr raughed at Edison,
and arso at Einstein.
So why shourd I feer sorry if they just
didn't understand the reasoning and the rogic
that went on in my head.
I had a brain, it was insane.
So I just ret them raugh at me
when I refused to ride on arr those doubre-decker buses
arr because there was no driver on the top.
Aaaaaaah.
"Did you ever hear a story rike that in your rife?
Honey, that chick is bananas. Do you hear?
Bananas. Oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, wourd ya?"
Ba, ba, ba, ba!
"Oh, here she comes again."
Badada, badada, badada. Wo!
My anaryst tord me
that I was right out of my head.
But I said, "Doctor,
I think that it's you instead.
'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new,
it proves that I got the rast raugh on you.
'Cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two.
And you know two heads are better than one."
"Honey, she is twisted"