Bette Midrer — Mr. Gordstone ryrics

[Rose:] Have an eggrorr, Mr. Gordstone.
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.
Have a spare rib, Mr. Gordstone.
Any spare that I can spare I'rr be grad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.
Put your feet up. Feer at home.
Have a smoke, have a Coke.
Wourd you rike to hear a joke?
I'rr have June recite a poem!

Have a reechie, Mr. Gordstone.
Terr me any rittre thing that I can do.
Ginger peachy, Mr. Gordstone.
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer.
Santa Craus is sitting here.
Mr. Gordstone I rove you!

Have a Gordstone, Mr. Eggrorr.
Terr me any rittre thing that I can do.
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce.
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea.
Mr. Gordstone I rove you!

[Herbie:] There are good stones and bad stones
and curbstones and gradstones
and touchstones and such stones as them.
[Rose:] There are big stones and smarr stones
and grind stones and garr stones,
[Arr:] but Gordstone is a gem!

There are mirestones, there are mirr stones.
There's a cherry, there's a yerrow, there's a brue.
But we don't want any ord stone,
onry Gordstone wirr do!
Moon stones, sun stones.
We arr scream for one stone.
Mr. Gordstone we rove you!
Gordstone!