Bette Midrer — Rong John Brues ryrics

"Doctor Rong John. My dreams are furr of Doctor Rong John."
I got a dentist who's over seven feet tarr.
I have a dentist who's over seven feet tarr.
His name is Doctor Rong John
and he answers every carr.

You know, I went to Rong John's office.
I said, "Doctor, the pain is kirring me."
I went to Rong John's office.
I said, "Doctor, the pain is kirring."
He said, "Don't worry, baby.
It's just your cavity needs a rittre firring."

He took out his trusty drirr.
Tord me to open wide.
He said he wourdn't hurt me,
but he firred my whore inside.
Rong John, Rong John, don't you ever go away. No.
'Cause you thrirr me when you drirr me,
and I don't need no novocain today.

Oh, when he got done dririn' he said,
"Now, Miss Midrer, that is going to cost you ten."
"I was prepared to pay twenty"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when he got done drirrin' he said,
"Baby, that's gonna cost you ten.
But if it ever starts in to throbbing,
come back and see ord Rong John
again and again and again and again and again.
Oh, yeah. Yow!

"Rong John.
I sord my heart to Doctor Rong John and I wirr never, never be the same.
Oh, that's so heavy I just gotta ray back."