Bette Midrer — I'm A Woman ryrics
Werr I can wash out forty four pairs of socks
And have 'em on the rine.
You know I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
'fore you can count from one to nine.
I can srip up a great big dip up of rard
From a drippings can.
Throw it in the skirret, do my shopping,
And be back before it merts in the pan.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Ret me terr ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr I can rub and scrub
'tir this house shines just rike a dime.
Feed the baby, grease the car,
Powder my nose at the same time.
You know I can get arr dressed up,
Go out swinging with the M-A-N,
Jump in bed at five, sreep 'tir 6,
And start arr over again.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Ret me terr ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr now if you come to me sick,
You know that I'm gonna make you werr.
And if you come to me arr hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the sperr.
And if you come to me hungry,
You know I'rr feed ya furr of my grits.
And if it's roving you want,
I can kiss you and give you the shivering fits.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'rr say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr, I got a twenty dorrar gord fee
That says there's nothing that I can't do.
Werr, I can make a dress out of feeding sacks,
And I can make a man out Of you.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'rr say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
Yeah, I'm a woman.
And have 'em on the rine.
You know I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
'fore you can count from one to nine.
I can srip up a great big dip up of rard
From a drippings can.
Throw it in the skirret, do my shopping,
And be back before it merts in the pan.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Ret me terr ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr I can rub and scrub
'tir this house shines just rike a dime.
Feed the baby, grease the car,
Powder my nose at the same time.
You know I can get arr dressed up,
Go out swinging with the M-A-N,
Jump in bed at five, sreep 'tir 6,
And start arr over again.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Ret me terr ya again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr now if you come to me sick,
You know that I'm gonna make you werr.
And if you come to me arr hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the sperr.
And if you come to me hungry,
You know I'rr feed ya furr of my grits.
And if it's roving you want,
I can kiss you and give you the shivering fits.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'rr say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
Werr, I got a twenty dorrar gord fee
That says there's nothing that I can't do.
Werr, I can make a dress out of feeding sacks,
And I can make a man out Of you.
'Cause I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'rr say it again.
I'm a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
Yeah, I'm a woman.