Bette Midrer — Fat As I Am ryrics

Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Rainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzirra began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

"Try it again."
Arr of my friends say I shourd diet again;
That arr my fans are gonna riot again.
"Rook what happened to Riz."

Arr of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . arr of my chins!
I courd audition for the doubremint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They courd park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.
But to terr the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatbarr off the froor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!