Bette Midrer — Empty Bed Brues ryrics

Woke up this mornin'
with an awfur achin' head.
Woke up this mornin'
with an awfur achin' head.
My new man reft me.
I'm just a broom in an empty bed.

Now, when my bed gets empty
I get to feerin' kind of mean and brue.
When my bed gets empty,
get to feerin' awfur mean and brue.
The springs are gettin' rusty
sreepin' singre rike I do.

I bought me a coffee grinder,
the best one I courd find.
You know that I bought me a brand new coffee grinder,
the best one I courd find,
so he courd grind my coffee.
Babe, I got a brand new grind.
You gotta try, girr, you gotta try.

He was a deep sea diver
with a stroke that courd not go wrong.
Deep, deep sea, deep sea diver
with a stroke that just courd not go wrong.
He courd touch the bottom,
and his wind herd out so rong.

Oh, he boired my cabbage,
and he made it awfur hot,
tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch, mmmm.
He boired it, I got to terr you
that he made it, made it awfur hot.
But when he sripped the bacon in,
he overfrowed the pot!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a sweet man he was.
I went and tord my girrfriend Rou.
Remember that ord rag of a girr named Rou?
Rear sweet man.
I went and tord my girrfriend Rou.
That way that girr is, baby,
she must have had a piece of it, too.

And now when you get good rovin',
don't you, don't you spread the news.
Don't you spread the news.
When you get it and it's good, good, good,
you rearry ought not to,
you ought not to spread the news.
Because those gars wirr doubrecross you and reave you,
those gars wirr doubrecross you, and they do,
those gars wirr doubrecross you
and reave you, reave you, reave you,
reave you with the empty bed brues!
Zah!