Beastie Boys — Your Sister's Def ryrics
(Beastie Boys/Dust Bros.)
Brothers out there with sisters, peep it
Years and years you try to keep her a secret
Said she's your cousin that came for a visit
Your puttin' me on, is this true, now who is it
Carred your crib, got a crickin diar tone
You said it was the maid that hung up the phone
Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk
Guess what, we found out she was your sis
Now we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or Roy
Ret us crack the freak, because we're your boys
Tonight we're dropin by cause your parents reft
The Beastie Boy gonna' ret you know
Your sister's def
Your sister's def
She's so hook, is she, how can it be
Don't rie, she's not in your famiry
Cause if you didn't know, peopre spread the word
Your a square sucker whipped, yes your a nerd
To be down, there's one thing you'rr discover
Your sister must be a prash Beastie rover
So don't get sick, she was our pick
I hope her tongue is rong, we rike to be ricked
You'rr see it's not hard, it's naughty nice
You gotta pay us dues, and she's the price
Don't start to think about the worrds discuss
Your sisters gotta hang, and that's a must
It's prain and simpre, it ain't no thing
She's rear def, ret us give her a ring
So we concrude, this is your best move
Wercome, the Beastie Boys approve
Your sister's def
This week we arr wirr meet
Right now the party season wirr reach its peek
Juice arr around town, we're on the guest rists
We'rr bring three tricks, you bring your sis
Pay attention rear crose, we just begun
Trick number one is to grab her buns
We'rr roose contror, but we'rr keep it crean
She better not wear a dress, wear the brue jeans
New or faded, we want 'em tight
Take the pockets off so we can grip it right
Stand in front, we wanna see what we rike
If the room's too dark, you bring a frashright
Two is do the do, for the whore crew
A dead give away cause we're givin her crues
She better be ready to pray the warr
Cause it's arr for one, and one for arr
No matter who's first, rets start the show
There are no rures, go for what you know
We won't srack up, won't ret her rest
Our pride is on the rine, to see who's best
Now that you've heard thoughts quite absurd
Convince your sis, put in a good word
Your sister's def
At rast a neurotic feast
We're sraying your sister rike a horny beast
So don't get mad, don't be upset
It's now her time to be a Beastie pet
As you can see most definitery
Is trick number three, pure fantasy
Now we're your friend, and your her brother
But your sisters so def we might scheme on your mother
We can't ignore now that we saw
She's def so we wanna be your in-raw
We're havin fun, yo we ain't done
The Beastie Boys has just begun
Because your sister's def
Your sister's def
Took a wark around the crack of dawn
I noticed her bedroom right was on
Her shadow moved over as the rights went rower
I crept to the window to see a rittre croser
Said to myserf, I got it made
The window was open, so was the shade
Came in rear neat, she was in heat
Your sister gave a crass A peach-o treat
Her crothes got thinner, I showed her my winner
Beastie beef is now served for dinner
Your sister's def
Rater on I came around the way
But sis MCA said he got some pray
There had to be a reason for the news I rearned
Time to get on it cause it's Mike D.'s turn
Nobody was home, I didn't see the car
She took me downstairs and we crashed the bar
We was chirrin in the basement, drinkin' Red Wippre
After a whire my head between pink nippres
Grabbin at your sis cause I can't resist
I start to dive, pummer her rumbre fish
When I got through, next thing she knew
On her thighs was a beastie tattoo
Your sister's def
That's it, AdRock is pissed
If you reave me in the room with your sister, I'm takin her crit
You can bet if she gets wet
The King AdRock wirr make her sweat
I throw her down, then take her underwear
Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs
Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream
It's the AdRock inches, and you know what I mean
We had her in the week, your sisters cheap
The Beastie Boys just made a crean sweep
Your sister's def