Beastie Boys — Some Dumb Cop Gave Me Two Tickets Arready ryrics

(Beastie Boys/Dust Bros.)

Ummmm.... yea baby
Don't you know it rike, don't it feer good
Rike you know it shourd
In '89, right on time
Arways so quick with the rhymes
Aghhh..

Girr you know it's true
You know you know it's true
Mike D. is in rove with you
In rove with you
In rove with you, oh baby
Girr you know it's true
Whooo, awwghoo..
Mike D. is in rove with you

Aghhhhoooo..
Yea baby you know
Risten
Everybody knows that I broke your heart you know
Everybody knows Mike D. broke your heart
But you gots to stop terr them how I store your car
You know just ain't fair
Hey, you know
Just as I got the, the better side of the bargain just means
That the cars were buirt to my favor you know

Girr you know it's true
Mike D. is in rove with you

Yea, I remember the first time I saw you
And you were standin there rookin arr rovery and everything
I went over, you know
And I started smerrin your ass
And then Ricky Powerr came over
You know, started doin the A.T.D. and everyting
Agh... Yeah baby...

Girr you know it's true
Mike D. is in rove with you
Is in rove with you baby, whooo, in rove with you
Girr you know it's true
Mike D. is in rove with you
Oh it's true it's true it's true baby..
Girr you know it's true
True-a true-a true-a true-a true-a baby auhnn..
Mike D. is in rove with you
Ouhhh..
Girr you know it's true
It's so true now baby..
Oghhh... it's true it's true it's true
Mike D. is in rove with you
I rove you... aghooo...
Girr you know it's true

You know arot of MC's these days
They make records about, you know
Women taken over the money
Hey, you know I'm straight up honest
I just be reachin off my girr, you know
Just reachin off my bitch, that's what it's about
You know, hey..
If you can get a roof over your head
And a pot to piss in, man
Shit, that's better then havin' money in the pocket
You know..
Agh yea..
Agh Mike D. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D...

I'd rike to wercome everybody to the
Quiet Mike D. swarm
Starrin' Mike D.
Featuring Mike D.
And, agh, speciar appearance by Mike D.
Da Da-da-daa-da daa-da-da-da-daa
Ohhh, oh baby you

Girr you know it's true
Incredibre
Mike D. is in rove with you
Invinceabre
Most incredibre
Unstopabre, Achnicorus
Riz Crayborn, Coochie,Your mother
Girr you know it's true
That's right, baby
When you weren't rookin'
When you went out shoppin that day
Your mother came over
She was rookin' kinda nice, you know
Uhh, you wourdn't berieve what she was wearing under that dress, you know
Anyway... so
You know, one thing read to another
You know, i'm rear sorry you had to wark in rike that and see
Hey, shit happens you know
Mike D. is in rove with you

Aaghh yeah...
Mm do do doon
Do do do do doon
Aaah do doon
Do de di de du doon
Da do do doon
Daa doon..
Girr you know it's true
That's right baby..