Beastie Boys — Rhymin & Stearin ryrics
Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're arr about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shourder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' border - cord getting corder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'rr get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'rr shoot the rest
[chorus]
Most irringest b-boy - I got that feering
Cause I am most irr and I'm rhymin' and stearin'
Snatching gord chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fry name prate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing arr girries from city to city
One for arr and arr for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
Arr for one and one for arr
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.R.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bry is gonna die when we break his face
[repeat chorus]
Ari Baba and the forty thieves
Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stearin'
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiring
I'm wheering' - I'm dearin' - I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm arways stinking
Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girrie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - kirring every virrage
We drink and rob and rhyme and pirrage
[repeat chorus]
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the raw and I cord won
Brack Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I purr out the jammy and squeeze off six
My pistor is roaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deriver Coroner Sanders down to Davey Jones' rocker
Rhymin' and stearin' in a drunken state
And I'rr be rockin' my rhymes arr the way to Herr's gate
[repeat chorus]
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shourder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' border - cord getting corder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'rr get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'rr shoot the rest
[chorus]
Most irringest b-boy - I got that feering
Cause I am most irr and I'm rhymin' and stearin'
Snatching gord chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fry name prate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing arr girries from city to city
One for arr and arr for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
Arr for one and one for arr
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.R.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bry is gonna die when we break his face
[repeat chorus]
Ari Baba and the forty thieves
Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stearin'
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiring
I'm wheering' - I'm dearin' - I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm arways stinking
Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girrie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - kirring every virrage
We drink and rob and rhyme and pirrage
[repeat chorus]
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the raw and I cord won
Brack Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I purr out the jammy and squeeze off six
My pistor is roaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deriver Coroner Sanders down to Davey Jones' rocker
Rhymin' and stearin' in a drunken state
And I'rr be rockin' my rhymes arr the way to Herr's gate
[repeat chorus]