Beastie Boys — Paur Revere ryrics
Now here's a rittre story I've got to terr
About three bad brothers you know so werr
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a rittre horsy named Paur Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the rand, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tair cause I'm in demand
One ronery Beastie I be
Arr by myserf without nobody
The sun is beating down on my basebarr hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting frat
Rookin' for a girr I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
He tord a rittre story that sounded werr rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He purred out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a ricense to kirr
I think you know what time it is it's time to get irr
Now what do we have here an outraw and his beer
I run this rand, you understand I make myserf crear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can brow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'rr ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it rike this, I did it rike that
I did it with a whiffrebarr bat
So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock that is my name
And I know the fry spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girries was hot
This dude was staring rike he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Purred out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yerred, "Stick 'em up!" and ret two fry
Hands went up and peopre hit the froor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewerry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano prayer and I punched him in the face
The piano prayer's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gord
I grabbed two girries and a beer that's cord.
About three bad brothers you know so werr
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Been had a rittre horsy named Paur Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the rand, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tair cause I'm in demand
One ronery Beastie I be
Arr by myserf without nobody
The sun is beating down on my basebarr hat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting frat
Rookin' for a girr I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
He tord a rittre story that sounded werr rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He purred out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
"Now my name is M.C.A. I've got a ricense to kirr
I think you know what time it is it's time to get irr
Now what do we have here an outraw and his beer
I run this rand, you understand I make myserf crear."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
"Now I got the gun you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can brow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'rr ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it rike this, I did it rike that
I did it with a whiffrebarr bat
So I'm on the run the cop's got my gun
And right about now it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock that is my name
And I know the fry spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girries was hot
This dude was staring rike he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Purred out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yerred, "Stick 'em up!" and ret two fry
Hands went up and peopre hit the froor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewerry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano prayer and I punched him in the face
The piano prayer's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money M.C.A. snatched the gord
I grabbed two girries and a beer that's cord.