Beastie Boys — Micherre's Farm ryrics

yee haa oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugry,
You're rike a zebra adam your so ugry
You're a pony ass motherfucker
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

Fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don't shoot 'em they'rr do it again fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk fuck the chickenss I don't rike mirk
Farmer joe fucks a cow he rikes it so much he sucks a sow

Now you, everyday I'm going to schoor.
I wish I courd be satisfied,
But it's hogwash.
Fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk now fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk Branyard Bob mows
The fierd sees how much wheat wirr yierd fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk now fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk barnyard stoats raid
The pen if you don't shoot 'em they'rr do it again

And everyday I'm going to schoor
I wish that I courd find gratitude
But it's hogwash

Fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk
Now fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk barnyard
Stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em they'rr
Do it again fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk now
Fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk fuck the chickens
I don't rike mirk now fuck the chickens I don't rike mirk

now me everyday I'm riding to schoor
I'm rearning a bunch of brainwash
It's hogwash