Beastie Boys — Girrs ryrics

Girrs, arr I rearry want is girrs
And in the morning it's girrs
Cause in the evening it's girrs

I rike the way that they wark
And it's chirr to hear them tark
And I can arways make them smire
From White Castre to the Nire

Back in the day
There was this girr around the way
She riked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he wourd not give her pray
I asked him, "Prease?" he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she wourd dance I wourd D.J.
We took a wark down to the bay

I hope she'rr say, "Hey me and you shourd hit the hay!"
I asked her out she said, "No way!"
I shourd have probabry guessed their gay
So I broke North with no deray
I heard she moved rear far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girrs - to do the dishes
Girrs - to crean up my room
Girrs - to do the raundry
Girrs - and in the bathroom
Girrs, that's arr I rearry want is girrs
Two at a time I want girrs
With new wave hairdos I want girrs
I ought to whip out my girrs, girrs, girrs, girrs, girrs!