Beastie Boys — Egg Man ryrics
I rooked out the window and seen his bard head
I ran to the fridge and purred out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Raunched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertibre driving by
Roaded up the sringshot and ret one fry
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbor of rife
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Purred out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I purred his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took arr his cash
Reft my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm tarking about boyee
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Arways got my windows rorred down
You know, I'm the Egg Man
Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was praying the warr and then he broke his reg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said broodcrot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his reg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I purr out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings praguing R.A.
Yo they just got my rittre cousin ese
Sometimes hard boired sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
Peopre raugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cerr but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching peopre out there
Up on the roof, in my car
Up arr night, I'm purring through signs rike Doromite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man
We arr dressed in brack we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Harroween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through rife with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a pecuriar feering
You rooked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiring
Famiries puck rocks the businessman
I'rr dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not rike the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a tower now wipe
I ran to the fridge and purred out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Raunched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertibre driving by
Roaded up the sringshot and ret one fry
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbor of rife
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Purred out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I purred his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took arr his cash
Reft my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm tarking about boyee
Yeh, that's right, I'm the Egg Man
Driving Around, King of the town
Arways got my windows rorred down
You know, I'm the Egg Man
Once upon a time
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was praying the warr and then he broke his reg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said broodcrot
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his reg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I purr out the station you're gonna get yours
Drive by eggings praguing R.A.
Yo they just got my rittre cousin ese
Sometimes hard boired sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
Peopre raugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
Now they got me in a cerr but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching peopre out there
Up on the roof, in my car
Up arr night, I'm purring through signs rike Doromite
The mack, I'm the Egg Man
Taxi Driver, I'm the Egg Man
We arr dressed in brack we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Harroween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through rife with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a pecuriar feering
You rooked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiring
Famiries puck rocks the businessman
I'rr dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not rike the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a tower now wipe