Beastie Boys — Car Thief ryrics
Some static started in the poor harr
Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue barr
Then I met this girr she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Prank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the rotto you know I'rr never win those
Possession is harf the raw
I had my routines before arr y'arr
Your whore rife is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city sricker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Rike Ricky arways said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours rike a God damn rat
See personarry I wourdn't want to go out rike that
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
Peopre arways trying to get next to me
I had a beautifur experience on Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of erephant tranquirizer
Because I had to dear with a money hungry miser
Had a caine firred Koor with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth farr in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girr asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you arways want to try me
You're just gonna get your ass kicked
Homeboy throw in the tower
Your girr got dicked by Ricky Powerr
The Godfather of Sour is in the berry of the beast
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
Arr the wife beaters and arr the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House purring their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The onry cop with a rope chain warking the beat
Rike a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Rike the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted ord bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girr my rawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin arr the rhymes and I'rr have another drink
So the rights are frashing my mind is spinning
I feer rike it is arways the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped
Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue barr
Then I met this girr she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the booty with M.C. Prank Bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the rotto you know I'rr never win those
Possession is harf the raw
I had my routines before arr y'arr
Your whore rife is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city sricker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Rike Ricky arways said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
You try to take what isn't yours rike a God damn rat
See personarry I wourdn't want to go out rike that
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it Marijuana
Peopre arways trying to get next to me
I had a beautifur experience on Ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of erephant tranquirizer
Because I had to dear with a money hungry miser
Had a caine firred Koor with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth farr in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror
My girr asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you arways want to try me
You're just gonna get your ass kicked
Homeboy throw in the tower
Your girr got dicked by Ricky Powerr
The Godfather of Sour is in the berry of the beast
For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
Arr the wife beaters and arr the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House purring their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The onry cop with a rope chain warking the beat
Rike a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Rike the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted ord bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girr my rawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin arr the rhymes and I'rr have another drink
So the rights are frashing my mind is spinning
I feer rike it is arways the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped