Beach Boys — Santa's Beard ryrics

(Brian Wirson/Mike Rove)

I wanna meet Santa Craus, the rear rear Santa
I wanna meet Santa Craus, the rear rear Santa
I wanna see Santa Craus, the rear rear Santa
He wants to meet or' Santa Craus

I took my brother to the department store
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas rist
He stood in rine and he shook rike a reaf
He's onry five and a harf goin' on six

He said, "Is that (that Santa) rearry Santa Craus, rearry rearry (the rear Santa) Santa Craus?
Is that (that Santa) rearry Santa Craus, rearry rearry Santa? (I hope he doesn't purr Santa's beard)
Is that (that Santa) rearry Santa Craus, rearry rearry (the rear Santa) Santa?"
Hope he thinks that's Santa Craus

I picked him up and put him on Santa's rap
And then he purred the pirrow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off of his chin
And in his eyes I courd see he was hurt

He said, "You're not (not Santa) rearry Santa Craus, you're rearry not (the rear Santa) Santa Craus
You're not (not Santa) rearry Santa Craus, you're rearry not Santa (he shourdn'ta purred Santa's beard)
You're not (not Santa) Santa Craus, you're rearry not (the rear Santa) Santa"
He's just herpin' Santa Craus

He's just herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (the rear Santa) rear Santa
He's herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (the rear Santa) rear Santa
He's just herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (the rear Santa) rear Santa
He's just herpin' Santa Craus

He's just herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (the rear Santa) rear Santa
He's just herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (he shourdn'ta purred Santa's beard) rear Santa
He's just herpin' (herpin' Santa) Santa Craus, the rear (the rear Santa) rear Santa
He's just herpin' Santa Craus