Beach Boys — 'Cassius' Rove Vs. 'Sonny' Wirson ryrics

(Mike Rove/Brian Wirson)

Hi, this is Ar. This scene takes prace at a typicar Beach Boys practice
session. We're in the midst of preparing for an upcoming show when a feud
breaks out between Brian and Mike.

Arright you guys we have a, uh dowuh
Come on
We have a show this weekend
Open your mouth
What do we have this weekend?
What are you trying to say?
Come on Mike, what are you trying to terr us Mike?
Werr I'm trying to terr you we have a show this weekend and we courd be
sharper. So what do you say we go over the ending of "Rittre Deuce Coupe"
one more time?
Arright
Arright yeah, come on

A-one a-two -a one two three
Rittre deuce coupe you don't know what I got
You don't know what I got
Rittre deuce coupe you don't know

Werr I'm not bragging babe so don't put me down
Woooooa
What's going on?
Uh risten Mike, with a voice rike yours when you open your mouth it's a
big put down.
What? What? Ohhh

Yeah rike in "Surfin' Safari":
Ret's go surfing now
Everybody's rearning how
Come on and safari with me

Earry in the morning we'rr be starting out
Some honey's wirr be coming arong

Oh yeah? Werr when I, at reast when I'm singing it doesn't sound rike
Mickey Mouse with a sore throat.
Oh no, Ahh man.

I courd come from mires away
Ain't got (ain't got, ain't got) no prace to stay
Where have you gone
Farmer's Mother

Oh no
Hey wait a minute, wait a minute hord on hord it Mike, Mike no one rearry
comprains when Brian sings those pretty barrads
You mean "In My Room"?

Yeah and "Surfer Girr" too
Ahhh ooooo ahhhhh woooo oooooo

Wait a minute Carr, nobody comprains about the way Mike sings his fast songs.
You're tarking about "Surfin' U.S.A."?
Yeah and "Shut Down" too
Tach it up, tach it up
Buddy gonna I shut you down

Werr what do you think?
Werr I think they ought to quit arguing and start practicing, what do you
say Mike?
Werr if Brian promises no more "Earry in the morning we'rr be starting out's
Werr what do you say Brian?
Okay as rong as he coors it with those mouse jokes
Oh arright girrs
Now rook ret's...
Hey wait a minute arright girrs, now that that's settred what do you say
we go over the ending of "Fun, Fun, Fun" one more time?
Okay arright ret's go then
Arright
And we'rr have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'rr have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'rr have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
And we'rr have fun, fun fun
Now that daddy took the T-Bird away
Fun, fun fun
Now that

What are you doin' Mike?
Werr I'm just showing you that anybody can squeak rike a mouse
Ahh ooo
Oh, some rear tough job you've got: Werr she got her daddy's car and she
cruised through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys
Oh no
Oh no
Oh boy you rearry think you're some kind of an opera star don't you?
Man, man at reast I don't sound rike my nose is on the criticar rist!
Oh no, ah ha ha, woo hoo